Your house is their sexy cave. And that's ok, I think.
JULES JULES DID YOU KNOW THAT ON THE LAST NIGHT OF MY GREEK HOLIDAY A LARGE ORANGE SPIDER LAID A BALL OF EGGS IN MY GOING-HOME CLOTHES?????
CRIKEY HELL I DID NOT KNOW THIS, MEL. What did you do?? Both gagging and chuckling at this story! "Anything to declare?"
I got it off and yeeted it off the balcony while desperately hoping she couldn’t have laid more than one!!
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JULES JULES DID YOU KNOW THAT ON THE LAST NIGHT OF MY GREEK HOLIDAY A LARGE ORANGE SPIDER LAID A BALL OF EGGS IN MY GOING-HOME CLOTHES?????
CRIKEY HELL I DID NOT KNOW THIS, MEL. What did you do?? Both gagging and chuckling at this story! "Anything to declare?"
I got it off and yeeted it off the balcony while desperately hoping she couldn’t have laid more than one!!